Anciently, semen was revered as the magical "Elixir Vitae," offering healing and rejuvenation to the adoring female devotees who drank regularly from the male "fountain."
Today, sex research has proved that healthy semen actually possesses "as-yet unknown properties" that provide females with truly "wonderful health benefits.
Remarkably, our erotic ancestors had it right all along.
Now... if only it tasted better.
Ancient Semen-Sweetening Secrets Discovered
Anciently, men would first "make (their) milk sweet" in preparation of their lovers' oral attentions by using a pre-Sumerian formulation of certain reputed semen-sweetening ingredients.
Through extensive research into the original ancient texts of these erotic cults, the optimal semen-sweetening formulation was ultimately discovered then concentrated for even greater effect, and finally patented for use in the Modern Age.
