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The human vagina is an elastic muscular canal that extends from the cervix to the vulva. Although there is wide anatomical variation, the length of the unaroused vagina is approximately 6 to 7.5 cm (2.5 to 3 in) across the anterior wall (front), and 9 cm (3.5 in) long across the posterior wall (rear). During sexual arousal the vagina expands in both length and width. Its elasticity allows it to stretch during sexual intercourse and during birth to offspring. The vagina connects the superficial vulva to the cervix of the deep uterus.

Surprisingly enough, the vagina can conform itself to accommodate just about any size penis.  The length of the anterior wall of the vagina being 6 to 7.5 cm long and the length of the posterior wall being 9 cm long. Since one inch is equal to approximately 2.5 cm, if a woman is lying on her back, the upper wall of the vagina is about 2.5 to 3 inches long and the rear wall is about 3.5 inches long.

It is very rare that a woman would not be able to accommodate large-sized penises because the vagina can always adjust. Allow me to explain; during sexual arousal, the uterus retreats upward and the vagina becomes longer and deeper. Therefore, not only can it accommodate the girth of the largest penis, it can usually accommodate a very long penis at that.

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Infusion Success

Case Report

A 37-year-old man presented to the office with a painful, swollen scrotum. He reported that he had always had the impression that his genitalia were smaller than desired, and as a result he had searched the Internet for a solution. He found a web site that supplied him with a "scrotal inflation kit" consisting of a 1-L bag of saline, tubing, and needle-catheter combination. The stated purpose of using such a kit is the infusion of saline into the scrotum to cause significant scrotal enlargement. The patient had been told that the infused fluid would be reabsorbed during a 2- to 3-day period.

Unfortunately, the patient still had enlargement of the scrotum 4 days after the infusion, and it was quite painful. He stated that he had infused 900 ml fluid before the needle popped out of his scrotum. He was initially pleased with the results, but then he developed erythema and pain during the next 2 days. His request at the office visit was to have the fluid aspirated from his scrotum.

An examination revealed that the patient was afebrile. He had a greatly enlarged, erythematous, tender, warm scrotum. The swelling of the scrotum completely consumed his penis. He was promptly referred to a urologist, who prescribed cephalexin 500 mg qid for 7 days, and ultrasonography of the scrotum was performed. The ultrasonographic scan revealed diffuse scrotal swelling but no distinct fluid collection or mass. At 2-week follow-up, the patient's erythema had nearly resolved, and his scrotum was reduced to approximately 20% of its size at presentation. I found these "painful" instructions on the website below (whatever floats your boat I suppose!!)

For supplies of Saline and Scrotal Infusion kits go to:

heat to warm to a bit above body temperature......about 39 degrees or so. Unwrap the outer

plastic packaging and put the saline bag aside.

Unwrap the drip tubing (giving set) which comes with the kit and move the clamping system

down toward the end opposite the vial type thing (drop flow chamber) and CLOSE IT SHUT.

Take the larger end of the drip tubing and uncap the protective cap........open the warmed bag

of saline and remove the blue tag cap (It twists off with the finger and thumb.).

Insert the drip tubing spike into the saline bag opening (through the entry left by twisting of the

blue tag). You will then need somewhere to hang the bag above you. Saline infusion is a

gravity fed system. Hang the bag of saline with the tubing attached and shut off.

THEN VERY IMPORTANT.

SQUEEZE SOME OF THE SALINE INTO THE VIAL ABOUT HALF WAY.........THEN OPEN

THE CLAMPING DEVICE AND BLEED ALL AIR OUT OF THE TUBING. YOU LOOSE A

LITTLE BIT OF SALINE BUT THIS IS A MUST. YOU DON'T WANT ANY AIR OR AIR

BUBBLES IN THE DRIP TUBING! REPLACE THE CAP ON THE WORKING END OF THE

TUBING. Getting air in the tube as it is feeding saline into the body is not a good thing. Air

getting into the vascular system can be dangerous.

Before hand, while the bag of saline is warming either take a hot shower......or fill a basin or

kitchen sink with very warm water----sit in it for 4-7 minutes. The idea is to warm your testicles

skin up and let it get loose and hang.

When you have finished warming your sac, and you have the bag of saline (BLED FROM

AIR), you are ready to grow.

With your sac still very warm.......use the wipes provided with the kit to wipe down your cock

and ball sack

With you sac still warm and wiped down with a PRE INJECTION SWAB, sit in a chair with a

towel underneath. Open the catheter needle..........don't get pansy here (nobody likes a

“Happy Camper”)........but with one hand, take the catheter needle and the teflon sheath that

covers it and WITH THE OTHER HAND TAKE YOUR BALLSACK.....MOVING YOUR COCK

OUT OF THE WAY......AND DECIDE ON THE LOCATION OF THE INTENDED CATHETER

NEEDLE.............YOU NEED TO FOCUS ON THE AREA EITHER TO THE LEFT OR RIGHT

SIDE OF YOUR BALLSAC AND UP CLOSE TO WHERE THE COCK CONNECTS. YOU

PLACE THE CATHETER NEEDLE RIGHT BELOW THE COCK....OR A LITTLE LOWER

BUT TO ONE SIDE OR THE OTHER OF THE DARKER SKIN DIVIDING SKIN WHICH IS IN

THE MIDDLE OF YOUR SAC. (The crease line)

DON'T GET SQUEEMISH BECAUSE THIS DOES NOT HURT. (It’s just another form of one

time needle play) INSERT THE CATHETER STRAIGHT DOWN CAUTIOUSLY INTO YOUR

SACK. MOVE YOUR TESTICLE ASIDE..........YOU ARE GOING TO GO INTO THE

BALLSACK CAVITY NOT THE TESTICLE. (Unusual sensation if you hit the testicle

itself….sort of OUCH…..ride the wave and enjoy extreme needle play)

YOU WILL EXPERIENCE A PRICK SENSATION,THEN A POP SENSATION AS THE

CATHETER NEEDLE PIERCES THE MUSCLE TISSUE OF THE SCROTUM.

KEEP PUSHING THE CATHETER NEEDLE IN. IF IT GOES IN AND YOU FEEL FROM THE

OTHER/OPPOSITE SIDE OF YOUR BALLSAC THAT THE NEEDLE IS THERE, THEN

STOP.

Pull out the needle itself leaving the teflon sheath inserted into you sac.

Sit down, don' t plan to move around too much for the next 30 minutes - hour. Have your

beers/soft drinks or whatever already out of the fridge. You will want to stay idle and focused

while you do this.

While sitting, and close to the hanging bag of saline and the drip tubing, remove the protective

cover of the end of the drip tubing ..............connect the drip tubing to the catheter sheath in

you sac. THEN START ADJUSTING THE CLAMPING DEVICE OPEN TO ALLOW SALINE

DRIPPING TO APPEAR IN THE VIAL UP BY THE BAG OF SALINE. ADJUST FOR AN

EVEN DRIP DRIP DRIP FLOW AND NOT A STEADY STREAM OF SALINE.

If the saline doesn't drip at first, try pulling the catheter sheath out a bit until you at first

experience a small burning sensation.......it goes away almost immediately........

Work on the sheath depth and the clamp until you get a good flow of saline going into your

sac. A tingling sensation is quite normal at this point and will continue for a few minutes, this

is the warm saline entering the ballsack and tingling is where the cannula entered.

Don't move around too much......or be cognizant of how much you move around while the

saline drips into and starts to bloat out your sac. You can always shut off the flow of saline

with the clamp, disconnect and move around take a p, whatever......

If you disconnect, take the small stopper thing that is still attached to the needle and plug the

teflon sheath to prevent leakage.

I like to use liquid vitamin E on my sac while it stretching and expanding.....you should / can

put oil or handcream on your sac while it is expanding. The sac is very stretchable but to

expand up to 18-20 inches within an hour or so stresses the tissues.......so things need to be

lubricated somewhat..

GO SLOWLY.......DON'T TRY TO REACH A MAX THE FIRST TIME........GO WITH WHAT

YOUR BODY/SAC IS FEELING THEN STOP.

When you have finished doing the amount of saline you want to, feel comfortable with, can

accept, close off the saline bag with the clamp, and disconnect.

Over filling/stress of the sac can cause osmosis leaking/sweating.. Do an amount of saline at

first that is comfortable and not stressful/hurting by all means. I have over done before

and...........you don't want to walk around with your sac dripping water out of it......and the after

results cause chapping etc which takes a few days to peel and recover from.

Some of the saline is going to migrate into your cock. Your cock girth is going to become

much larger than you have ever experienced. ( I generally get to roughly a 9” girth)

AFTER YOU DISCONNECT FROM THE SALINE BAG, SIT AND WITH "SUPER GLUE",

YES SUPER GLUE ON HAND, WITHDRAW THE CATHETER SHEATH.

AND WITH A TOWEL, PLACE SOME PRESSURE OVER THE HOLE THE NEEDLE

CREATED......YOU MAY HAVE SOME BLOOD OR BLOOD MIXED WITH SALINE TRYING

TO EXIT YOUR SAC!.......THEREFORE THE TOWELS.................

DON'T WORRY....................KEEP PRESSURE OVER AND DOWN ONTO THE HOLE FOR

A COUPLE OF MINUTES TO LET THINGS REST AND ANY BLOOD COAGULATE.

REMOVE THE "PRESSURE" TOWEL AND WITH SUPER GLUE, PLACE A FEW DROPS

ON THE HOLE TO HOPEFULLY SEAL IT UP QUICKLY. KEEP THE COCK RING OR

EQUIVALENT ON DURING THIS AND CONTINE TO LUBE YOUR SAC.

IF ALL IS GOING VERY WELL, IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES, YOUR SAC AND THE HOLE

IS SEALED AND YOU ARE DONE.

IF ALL THINGS ARE NOT GOING WELL, YOU MIGHT NOT GET A GOOD SEAL THE

FIRST TIME.. ..........JUST PEAL OFF THE SUPER GLUE RESIDUE AND START OVER.

The saline will take a couple of days or more to absorb into you body. That is okay.....Saline is

sterile water adjusted to normal body PH.

Enjoy it, flaunt it if you are inclined, watch the perm stretch and sac tissue growth that

happens over time.

You will need to pee a little more often than regular as the saline absorbs into your body, but

just enjoy the weight and feel of what is between your legs.

I hope this helps....If your nuts and sac are normally pretty big or even small and you want

more, this will blow you away with the results.

So you have huge balls, this in its self is something especially when your cock is bloated too.

This is where it can get really interesting, you can now pump your cock to gain the extra

length and that incredible pulling sensation from inside. The type of sensation that feels as

though your insides are dropping through your cock.

If the balls and cock are somewhat sensative and you are not used to this much self induced

pleasure mounding try a bit of electro….water is a wonderful conductor of electricity.

Perhaps you would like the stimulation of the violet wand. The possibilities are endless when

you have a cock and balls the size of melon. It is only up to your own imaginations and how

deviantly inventive your mind can be. Any questions post we are always happy to oblige.

Enjoy and have constraintual fun.

YEH RIGHT!!!!!!!

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A typical woman's orgasm lasts much longer than that of a man. It is preceded by erection of the clitoris and moistening of the opening of the vagina

In men, the most common way of achieving orgasm is by the stimulation of the penis; while in women it is the stimulation of the clitoris. Such stimulation can be achieved from a variety of activities. In men, sufficient stimulation can be achieved during vaginal or anal sexual intercourse, oral sex (fellatio), or by masturbation. This is usually accompanied by ejaculation. In women, orgasm may be achieved during vaginal sexual intercourse, oral sex (cunnilingus), masturbation, or other non-penetrative sex, and may be by the use of a sensual vibrator or an erotic electrostimulation, besides other activities. Orgasm may also be achieved by stimulation of the nipples, uterus, or other erogenous zones. In addition to physical stimulation, orgasm can be achieved from psychological arousal alone, such as during dreaming (which may be a nocturnal emission).

Important in sexual stimulation are internal glands, called the Skene's glands in women and the prostate in men, two homologous structures. In common use, the term G-spot refers to these areas.

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Throughout Australia, commercially harvested kangaroos produce high quality leather, fur and meat products, with most states and territories now selling kangaroo meat for human consumption. 

A slip-up at a Queensland processing facility earlier this year brought Australia's fledgling roo meat industry to a near stand-still. The business's biggest trade partner, Russia, shut its doors to kangaroo imports on August 1 after traces of E. coli bacteria were detected in a shipment from Australia.
There are whispers within the industry that there are underlying political currents behind Russia's kangaroo ban, and factors extending beyond contamination concerns.

On the back of a growing appetite for the lean meat, which is low in fat and high in protein and zinc, Russia was taking two thirds of Australia's $120 million in kangaroo exports each year.


Acting Climate Change and Sustainability Minister Andrew Fraser said he expected new regulations, which took effect on January 1 this year, to help re-open the lucrative Russian market which was temporarily suspended in August last year.

"The kangaroo export market experienced a significant downturn when exports to Russia, which traditionally took up to 70 per cent of supply. 

Three kangaroo abattoirs, including Charleville and Longreach, along with a plant processing beef are off the supply list, putting 500 full-time and 2000 part-time jobs at risk.

 

 

The impact will be greater in Charleville where millions of dollars were spent gearing up for kangaroo exports. Then there are the harvesters, the full-time and part-time shooters that supply the abattoirs.

Charleville-based shooter Peter Melano said the Russian ban had pushed his returns down to 65¢ a kilogram.

"A couple of years ago we were getting $1.30 and then the price began creeping back to 90 cents," he said. "Now Russia's action has cut our return back to 65 and I hope it does not go any lower."

Mr Melano, whose record kill was more than 200 in a night, said the average professional took 40 to 50 head.

"The collapse of the price means we have to work a lot harder – get more roos – to maintain the income stream," he said.

Charleville is in the Murweh Shire where Mayor Mark O'Brien believes the Russians are concerned about meat contamination.

"When you kill animals in an abattoir that can be controlled," he said. "But when you paddock kill, a roo carcass can be kept in a chiller box for up to 14 days before it comes to the abattoir. So the potential is much greater for it to become contaminated and this apparently is what the Russians have based their decision on."

 

 

The industry's predicament hasn't escaped the notice of Canberra. The federal minister for Agriculture, Fisheries and Forestry, Tony Burke, is off to the World Expo in Shanghai in May 2010 to promote kangaroo meat, and set about winning the hearts and minds of Chinese consumers.

China has given broad-based approval to accepting imports of kangaroo meat, and as early as this week, the Australian Quarantine and Inspection Service (AQIS) may issue an invitation for Chinese officials to visit kangaroo processing facilities in Australia and discuss trade details.

It's a mere fraction of Australia's meat sector, but as Ross Garnaut flagged last year in his climate change review, this native emblem could be headed for big things. Garnaut proposed the improbable step of farming kangaroos and boosting their numbers from 34 million currently, to 240 million by 2020.

The farming of kangaroos, which emit negligible amounts of methane (unlike cattle), would allow a reduction in beef cattle numbers by 7 million, and sheep by 34 million; reducing net greenhouse gas emissions by the equivalent of a huge 16 megatonnes of CO2 over the next ten years (methane is a more potent greenhouse gas than CO2).

"Kangaroo harvest quotas for each year are set by DERM and endorsed by the Commonwealth Government.

"Quotas for culling kangaroos are based on population estimates stemming from aerial surveys undertaken each year. Quotas are set at between 10 and 20 per cent of the estimated population.

"The department's commercial macropod management program manages the harvest of kangaroos in an ecologically sustainable way using best available scientific knowledge and best practice management and monitoring to ensure kangaroo populations are maintained."

Total quotas per kangaroo species for 2010 are: red kangaroo 887,127 (2009: 803,854); eastern grey kangaroo 1,068,847 (2009: 1,014,379); and wallaroo 335,849 (2009: 385,515). Queensland has had a kangaroo harvest program in place since the 1970's and, with export growth in kangaroo products in recent years, the program's focus has changed from pest management to sustainable harvesting while meeting guidelines for animal treatment and food safety.

 

 

 

Trading meat from kangaroos with body shots is now outlawed and will carry hefty fines in a move that will further stamp Queensland's reputation as a producer of safe, high quality meat.

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Charleville meat processor John Burey is hoping the cane toad's medicinal qualities will help him secure a huge export deal when he travels to Beijing for trade talks next month.

"At this stage, it would seem the demand for our cane toads is quite substantial," he said.

The Chinese have used toad poison as an expectorant, heart stimulant and as a diuretic. It has also been used as a remedy for toothache and sinusitis.

Mr Burey said cane toad meat was also popular.

"The skin, organs and gut are also used for traditional medicines," he said.

It could help rid the state of a population believed to have exceeded more than 200 million since its infamous introduction to control the sugar cane beetle in 1935.

Mr Burey said an export deal could result in collection depots being established up and down the Queensland coast.

"It would be like collecting aluminium cans, people could bring them to us and we would pay per animal or per kilo," he said.

Mr Burey said his company, United Game Processors, already processed kangaroo, pig, camel, donkey and buffalo meat, but wanted to come up with something different.

He has met with Queensland Primary Industries and Fisheries staff about paperwork needed to export the animals.

He said the toad toxin was considered a class one drug - like heroin - and he needed a special permit to send it overseas.

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What's the age limit for American Idol?
Contestants have to be 16 to 28 on the day of their audition, NOT on the first day of the show.

Thus, it's possible for 29-year-olds to be on the show if their birthday falls after their audition. The age was raised to 28 from 25 as of the show's fourth season.

Initial auditions

Auditions are done between August and September, and aired on TV in January.

Before contestants get the chance to see the show's judges, they go through two rigorous sets of cuts. The first is a brief audition with three other contestants in front of one or two of the show's producers. Contestants are then either sent through to the next round of producers or asked to leave. Out of the thousands of people who show up to audition, only about 100–200 contestants in each city make it past this second round of preliminary auditions. The remaining contestants audition in front of the four American Idol judges, and those who advance are sent to Hollywood. Not all auditions are televised due to time constraints.

Gain sympathy. Every year, a sob story is told by a contestant about the personal struggles in their life. If there is anything in your life that will bring a tear or sadness from the judges.

Please don't show up in a costume. One of the biggest mistakes people make is showing up as a wizard of Statue of Liberty and attempt to sing. Sure it might have worked in the first or second season but the judges, and the viewers at home know people try to gain attention by doing such stupid things. It is a waste of your time, the judges and that spot could be for someone who actually has real singing talent. Unless you want Simon to rip you a new one, dress regularly or stay home.

Hollywood

Once in Hollywood, the contestants perform on different days, with eliminations by the judges on each day. During the first six seasons, contestants select a song from a list to sing for the first round. For the next round, the contestants split themselves into small groups and performed a song together. In the final round, the contestants performed a song of their choice a cappella.

In the seventh season, the structure of the Hollywood auditions was revamped and the musical group round was eliminated. Instead, contestants sang alone on the first day. If the judges felt the performance was adequate, the contestant moved on to the final Hollywood round; otherwise, the contestant had one more chance to impress the judges before the final round. For the first time, contestants were free to perform with a musical instrument if they so wished.

What's the wild card round?

During the first three seasons, the judges were able to bring back eliminated contestants and advance them to the final rounds.

That's back for season eight, although the exact format isn't yet clear, and varied during those early seasons. Why does it matter?

One example: Clay Aiken. He was eliminated from the competition but came back thanks to the wild-card round, and became the show's most-successful runner-up.

How do contestants pick, arrange, and rehearse songs?

Very quickly, and with varying amounts of help. After the live results are revealed, they learn the next week's theme, and are given a sampling of songs on a CD. In the past they were able to choose songs not in that collection, but starting last year during the semi-final rounds, contestants were forced to select one of around 50 songs.

That ensured the producers would have permission to use the selected song, and ensured that contestants' choices wouldn't be too obscure. Contestants then work with professional musicians, from the show's vocal coach to the musician who creates arrangements. Musical director Ricky Minor and other musicians score the songs after listening to recordings of the contestants practicing.

Rehearsals take place throughout the weekend, culminating in three rehearsals the day of the performance show. Along the way, finalists do everything from picking out their clothes to filming those Ford commercials.

Where do contestants live?

In shared apartments close to the studio where "American Idol" is taped. Early on, they lived together in a mansion, but the apartments give them more personal space and privacy.

How are the finalists' wardrobes selected?

Contestants are given a clothing allowance, and shop with show stylists to select their wardrobes for the performance and results shows. While Fox hasn't released the exact amount in recent seasons, it was $450 a week in season three. Presumably it's increased since then.

How can I attend an "American Idol" live show in Hollywood?

By signing up and joining a wait list for the free tickets. Note that there is no seating. You have to stand the entire length of the show.

How do contestants afford to be on the show for more than three months? Do families get paid to take time off and be in the audience?

Like most reality shows, participants sacrifice in their day-to-day lives for a shot at fame or fortune on television.

Just as "Survivor" contestants leave their jobs (sometimes negotiating with their bosses to return after their seven or eight weeks away), "American Idol" contestants leave their lives behind. So do family members who travel to Los Angeles to support their loved one — on their own dime.

Are contestants paid?

Yes. "American Idol" finalists pay to join AFTRA, and as a result, are paid for each appearance on television that's at least the minimum hourly rate for an AFTRA member ($921 per hour in 2007). Those who make the top 10 are paid to be on the tour, where pay is rumored to start at $1,000 per show.

How is the performance order chosen?

Producers select it, arranging the songs in whatever order they think works best. A few years ago, executive producer Ken Warwick told MTV News that they "would never start with someone doing a really slowed-down ballad; I'd start the show with something up(-tempo), if it existed. And I finish with something up, if I can."

Hope this helps a little, see you in August 2010, you could be the next American Idol.

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When you watch this video you will start with a little chuckle but as it goes on you will have tears rolling down your cheeks.

Send this video on to a friend or family and spread the laughter.

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 The comedic assault on Tiger Woods continues with the Cledus T. Judd release of a parody of the classic country song "Tiger by the Tail," recorded by Buck Owens in 1965. Judd's adaptation, "Tiger by the Tail (The Tale of Tiger Woods)," recorded just one week ago, is already spinning on major radio stations in Chicago (WUSN-FM), Tampa (WQYK-FM), and Knoxville (WIVK-FM), among others, and today a music video is making its viral rounds on YouTube.

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A NERF war is a competitive activity involving NERF dart blasters. The term covers a wide range of games and gatherings, from informal shootouts in offices and basements to well-organized outdoor battles with high-powered modified blasters. Since foam blasters are relatively safe and cheap, Nerf wars can include participants and battlefields otherwise unsuitable for airsoft and paintball. Note that in the context of wars, the term 'Nerf' is a blanket term for foam-firing toy weapons, regardless of manufacturer.

Cheap and affordable guns and ammo can be purchased easily online at Amazon or from Walmart,Kmart,and Toys R Us.

Many wars across the country are organized and promoted through the forum of enthusiast sites like Nerfhaven, NerfHQ, and Foam Universe. The members of these forums are collectively known as the Nerf Internet Community, or NIC.

The NIC holds large annual wars on both the East Coast and West Coast of the United States and certain locations even have bi-annual or monthly wars. Some colleges and youth groups have active clubs and associations that host Nerf Wars regularly.

Rules of participation are set by the war's hosts to create a safer and more balanced game. Over time, the NIC has centered on a widely accepted set of standard rules, regulations, and game types.

 GAME TYPES

Assassin

Teams. Two and one 3 person game

Objective. is for the Assassin to eliminate the opposite team. Not be the assassin

Overview.The assassin hides and waits for the 2 other people from the other team. The assassin gets 2 hits/a set amount and the other team gets 1 hit per person. If a teammate from the non-assassin team gets hit they are out until the next round. If the assassin gets both of the people the first one hit is the new assassin. A new round starts.

 Deathmatch

Teams: Two or More

Objective: Eliminate all opponents.

Overview: A deathmatch is the most simple Nerf game and has the most flexible rules. The rules of most deathmatch games are adapted from video games like Quake and Unreal Tournament. The most common game type in NIC Nerf wars is 3-15 deathmatch, which features lives and respawning and creates brief games.

3-15: Players enter the game with three 'lives'. When a player is tagged, they lose a life and leave play for 15 seconds. After the time has elapsed, they can re-enter the game by moving outside of combat and yelling "clear". A player is permanently out when all of their lives have been lost.

4-20: This style has identical rules as 3-15, but each player is given four lives and counts to twenty. 4-20 creates a longer game than 3-15.

00-15: A "count-up" variant of deathmatch. Players do not use lives. When a player is tagged, they leave play for 15 seconds and the shooter records the hit. After a time limit, teams total their points and the team with the most hits wins. Results in 00-15 are often skewed when players inflate their totals or simply forget them.

Wingman: Identical to 3-15, but played with two-man teams. Also known as Tag Team.

Another form that was popular on the East Coast involves having a total of 10 hit points. When a player is hit, he or she continues playing without waiting and loses a hit point. When a player's hits reach zero, that player is considered out for the rest of the round. This style causes arguments when automatic or scattering weapons are used, since it's difficult to track the number of hits from a salvo.

Brutal Deathmatch is an emerging variant of a standard deathmatch. In brutal deathmatch, teams do not keep score or respawn. Two or more teams hunt each other down, attempting to eliminate the other teams. Each player can have up to three weapons as well as a contact weapon (N-Force swords and various other contact weapons). To eliminate a player, you must score either two hits on their torso or one shot to the head. This rule applies to all standard Nerf darts. However, missiles, balls, grenades, and arrows are a one hit kill. Contact weapons require two hits, or one to the neck, resulting in a "decapitation". Ammo cannot be picked up and reused, making players choose their shots wisely. Brutal Deathmatch allows for extreme customization of the game, allowing players to add new equipment with the approval of other contestants. For example, objects such as Dart-Tag tagger vests count for body armor. Brutal Deathmatch is highly tactical. The team that survives is victorious. Brutal deathmatch is suggested for larger gatherings.

 Gunslinger Heaven

Teams: Two or more

Objective: Eliminate all opponents.

Overview: Gunslinger Heaven is a distant relative of Deathmatch that encourages strategy and daring moves. The game is played with two-man teams, and each player is limited to a single spring pistol. When a player is hit, they remove themselves from the game for 15 seconds and don a flag. When a player wearing a flag is hit, they're permanently eliminated from the game. If a player wearing a flag eliminates another player wearing a flag, the shooter may remove his flag and regain the extra 'life'.

Gunslinger Heaven is best played in a small area with plenty of cover, to prevent standoffs and keep teams from hiding. It creates very short and exciting matches, and is a common game at Nerf Internet Community wars.

 Assault

Teams: Two or more

Objective: Prevent opponents from touching a territory or object.

Overview: Play centers around an objective, usually a building or object. The defending team is usually given a terrain advantage and time to entrench, and the attackers have more players or lives. The attacking players have a set amount of time to claim the objective or eliminate the defending team's players.

In many games, the attacking teams can re-enter play an unlimited number of times while the defenders have a finite number of lives. To add variety, the attackers may need to complete a challenge to claim the objective, such as removing batteries from a stopwatch 'time bomb' or taking a piece from a Jenga tower.

Aggro Crag: Attackers have a predetermined amount of time to claim an item and return it to their base. Each round, the teams switch and try to beat their opponents' time. The item is traditionally placed high on a playground slide, which players must aggressively climb like the eponymous Nickelodeon GUTS challenge.

Defend the Core: Attackers have a set amount of time to fire darts into a box-like target. After the time has elapsed, the teams switch and the attackers must beat the defenders' score. The Core can be a simple cardboard box with a hole, or have special features to prevent darts from bouncing out. Defend the Core is becoming increasingly popular in NIC wars.

 Capture The Flag

Teams: Two or more

Objective: Retrieve the opponent's flag.

Overview: This game is generally played with two teams. Capture the Flag games typically don't include permanent elimination, which moves the emphasis from the players to the flags. CTF is uncommon, as rounds tend to be longer than deathmatches and require more running. Multiple CTF variants are played.

Capture the Flag: The classic game. Each team has its own flag. A team wins by retrieving the opponent's flag and returning it to their own base. Often, a team must have their own flag in their base to win the round.

Center Flag Push: Also known as soccer. A single flag is placed in the center of the battlefield. A team wins by retrieving the flag and putting it in the opponent's base.

Center Flag Pull: A single flag is placed in the center of the battlefield. A team wins by retrieving the flag and putting it in their own base. These games often turn into footraces when quick players can outrun the opposing team and simply snatch the flag.

Battlefield selection is very important for a fair and fun CTF game. A good field is symmetrical and offers many routes to the flag, for balance and variety. In addition, plenty of cover should be available around the bases to allow each team to effectively defend their territory. Because this game involves plenty of running, the field should be fairly small.

 Humans vs. Zombies

Teams: Two

Objective: Be the last survivor

Overview: Humans vs. Zombies is a cross between deathmatch and tag. A group of 'survivors' attempts to survive a "zombie outbreak" by avoiding a growing number of 'zombies'. A small number of players begin as zombies, and the rest are survivors. Survivors can use weapons, but zombies can only tag players by hand. If a zombie touches a human, the human becomes 'infected' and joins the zombie team. Zombies are temporarily stunned when tagged, but aren't eliminated. The last human alive wins.

 VIP

Teams: Two

Objective: Defend or tag the VIP as he moves to a base.

Overview: The game involves one VIP who attempts to move from a start point to a distant base. Two teams fight over him: The bodyguards who defend the VIP and the assassins who attempt to take him out. The bodyguards are generally loaded with better firepower, but are almost always outnumbered by the assassins. The VIP himself is generally very lightly armed, or not armed at all. The VIP is always killed with a single shot, and the others usually follow 3-15 elimination rules.

For an interesting reversal of the game, the bodyguards may be required to "rescue" the VIP before taking him to safety.

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There is no singular British accent; in fact, the United Kingdom is home to a wide variety of regional accents and dialects, to a greater extent than the United States.

The form of English most commonly associated with the upper class in the southern counties of England is called Received Pronunciation.

It derives from a mixture of the Midland and Southern dialects which were spoken in London during the Middle Ages and is frequently used as a model for teaching English to foreign learners. Although speakers from elsewhere within the UK may not speak with an RP accent it is now a class-dialect more than a local dialect. It may also be referred to as "the Queen's (or King's) English", "Public School English", or "BBC English" as this was originally the form of English used on radio and television, although a wider variety of accents can be heard these days. Only approximately two percent of Britons speak RP, and it has evolved quite markedly over the last 40 years.

The Cockney Accent is rare in Modern Britain. TV makes it seem like that's the main accent, but it isnt.

Outside the southeast there are, in England alone, other families of accents easily distinguished by natives, including:

• West Country (South West England)
• East Anglian
• West Midlands (Black Country, Birmingham)
• East Midlands
• Liverpool (Scouse)
• Manchester (Mancunian) and other east Lancashire accents
• Yorkshire (Varies significantly east to west, less so north to south.)
• Newcastle (Geordie) and other northeast England accents

Don't be over confident that you can 'do' a good British accent. It is rare to find an imitation that sounds  genuine. A native Brit can always tell.

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Certain fruits, vegetables and processed meat (Sausages may be fetish objects) have a phallic shape, and can be substitutes for dildos, useful for vaginal penetration of a woman, or anal penetration of either sex. Other foods are so constituted that they can be sexually penetrated by a male, if an appropriate hole is drilled in them, such as the namesake of American Pie.

• Nyotaimori - A sexual activity recognized predominantly in Japan in which sushi is ritualistically consumed off a woman's body

• Fruit and vegetable fetishism - A sexual activity involving the use of fruit or vegetables for sexual gratification. In addition to use in foreplay, they are sometimes used in penetration.

• Meat fetishism - A sexual activity where various meats are the focus of erotic desire.

• Yeastiality - A sexual activity in which bread or bread dough is the focus of erotic desire. According to Google Images, There is no documented examples of Yeastiality. However, its practice is common in many South American countries, as well as India.

• Wakamezake, also called wakame sake and seaweed sake, is a sexual act involving drinking alcohol from a woman's body. The woman closes her legs tight enough that the triangle between the thighs and mons pubis form a cup, and then pours sake down her chest into this triangle. Her partner then drinks the sake from there. The name comes from the idea that the woman's pubic hair in the sake resembles soft seaweed (wakame) floating in the sea.

• Food Dangling - A slang word describing an activity during which someone has food dangling from his or her mouth. Usually only the observer is sexually aroused.

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Once upon a time the use of electricity became available for doctors, and later consumers, strange and unusual devices were created and used for sexual stimulation. From Victorian-era medical applications and curing "female hysteria" to the invention of the battery -- and beyond to today's dominatrixes employing the fearful "Folsom Box" or "Violet Wand," Violet takes us on a tour of the many ways in which humans get off on electricity.

violet ray or violet wand is a device used for the application of low current, high voltage (min 10 kV to max 50 kV typically), high-frequency electricity to the body using a Tesla coil, originally sold as a supposed medical device claimed to be useful in electrotherapy, though, since the 1990s, it has been used by some into BDSM sex as a sexual stimulation device and by hairdressers to stimulate the scalp.

Lubrication plays an important role in the success of erotic electrostimulation since without it, there is a greater risk of high-frequency epidermal burning. Water-based lubricants are generally recommended, although olive oil is popular because it does not dry out as water-based lubricants can. Typically it is recommended to avoid any lubricant that contains silicone since it is an insulator and hence reduces conductivity. Practitioners of electrostimulation select lubricants for compatibility with the material of the electrodes, as well as for desirable conductive properties, which can maximize the strength and quality of the signal.

Other methods for artificially inducing sexual excitation, is by way of a suitable generator, supplied with power either from a battery or from a wall outlet, electrical pulses are created with a given voltage, frequency, and duration. These electrical pulses are applied at least to the region of the crotch and preferably both to the region of the crotch and to the sacral area beside the spine. For penile or clitoral erection the voltage does not exceed 20 V, while the frequency of the pulses can be 100-200 cycles per second, and the duration of each pulse may be on the order of 200 microseconds, with the generator generating a square wave. During operation it is possible to reduce the initial voltage from a range of 20 V. to a range of 10 V. which is adequate to maintain an erection once achieved. 

 Warning All electrical appliances should not be operated before checking its safety with a fully qualified registered electrician.

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